The Never-Ending Noodle

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Published by Matthew T. Marco
Washington, D.C., United States

So you want to be a traveling food writer, too.

One of the great joys of this enterprise is the ability to interact and engage with a diverse group of people with unique perspectives on the gustatory experience, and all are welcome to join us. If you feel that you have a documented experience to contibute, the following are some guidelines on submitting your writing for consideration:

Please submit it as the body of an email–not as a text file, not as a PDF, and most certainly not as any other kind of proprietary word-processor file. If your email has an attachment, it will not be considered at all.
There are no set requirements for style or length, though we know what we like and that includes significant verbiage to develop an idea but not enough to make it seem a droll exercise in vanity.
Ensure that the content is appropriate to this forum. We maintain a wide-angle perspective, but certain topics might be better served by other publications.
Send only completed pieces of writing. Don’t worry about pitching it to us with an abstract–if you want to write about something, write about it.

Now let’s say you have the text of your draft, your contact information, and a brief description of the piece in the body of an email to PublishMyWork@neverendingnoodle.com. Before you send that email, please consider the following:

All writing that is submitted must be your own. Please attribute your quotes and provide endnotes where appropriate.
You are expected to collaborate with an editor to prepare your article for publication for as much time as it may take.
Your article should be accurate. While we trust your memory and ethics as an author, we will double-check the facts.
It’s your name on the byline. You are responsible (read: legally liable) for what you write. Please take care to avoid libel, defamation, and anything else that might embarrass you.
If in fact you wish to write without your name on the byline (there are legal and academic exceptions under which we will publish work by a pseudonym), you must still provide your name and contact information to the publishers, just in case.
You, the author of the work, maintain ownership of the work. We, the Never-Ending Noodle, preserve our right to keep a copy of the work in a digital medium and readily available to the public. Publishing the work in non-digital media will only be done with your consent.

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On the beginning of the Never-Ending Noodle

A note from the publisher

When I was growing up in southern California, on lazy weekend afternoons on Channel 4, whenever it seemed they had an empty half-hour they needed to fill with programming, an installment of Travel Cafe would come on the air. In my upbringing free of cable television, before the Food Network’s quantum leap from “housewife channel” to its current “More Than Cooking” celebrity-driven iteration, Travel Cafe was a half-hour show hosted by one of KNBC’s evening news anchors, international documents of regional delicacies and dietary habits interspersed with B-roll of exotic flora and locals in their mundane existence. One night over dinner with my family (most likely we assembled to eat just as the program ended), my father observed that the existence of a traveling food critic, if you didn’t think about it too deeply, was rather charmed—travel, eat, write, collect a paycheck. A decade later, when I found myself at job interviews—all manner of white-collar, clerical, and sales positions for recent college graduates—where the interviewer would ask about my career aspirations, I inevitably uttered a sentence that contained the phrase “traveling food critic.”

I’ve settled into a job as a webmaster and web designer, much as my peers have settled into their jobs, as our parents settled into theirs—with an unwavering gratitude for salary but a lingering dissatisfaction that waxes and wanes like cycles of the moon. In conversations with peers, we discussed our respective existential crises and would share a daydream of being traveling food critics. I remembered that I started as a web designer with a meager portfolio and no formal training, but after intensive research not simply on the craft and trade but on the business processes, I created my own opportunities in the field. From that experience, I learned that few opportunities find those in waiting, but those who learn to create their own shall never want. In short: it’s one thing to be a traveling food critic because that’s the title on your business card, it’s another to travel, eat, and write about those experiences.

Traveling food writing, I realized, sometimes doesn’t actually require any traveling. It can begin with the exoticization of the place where one resides; furthermore, the self-awareness that one develops in an existential crisis is a prerequisite to this assessment. The stories in this inaugural issue are about how things begin amidst uncertainty—how Nikhil grasped for the comfort of traditions amidst cultural ignorance in a new city, how Uncomplicatedly (her nom de guerre) became a vegetarian as a food snob in a dorm dining hall, and how I set out on this never-ending noodle—how the life I’d lived had prepared me not necessarily to write about what ingredients comprise various dishes or where those dishes are dietary staples, but how ingredients that were introduced into cultures gave rise to new staples and why they’ve withstood the culinary whims of generations that followed.

Ultimately, I founded this periodical on this concept, to refract our lives’ experiences through a prism of culinary metaphor, because it’s a metaphor that is very nearly universal. The first three articles here are a start in that direction, the primi piatti of a feast of verbage that deeply investigates the relationships between palettes and personalities, between cultures and comestibles. If you like what you smell so far and think you can hold your own with a spellchecker, I encourage you to contribute.

This isn’t everything I want it to be—not yet. As the site grows, options for searching and sorting its contents will also be more robust—this site is driven by WordPress and we are sincerely grateful to its developers for the incredible application they’ve crafted. The range of locations and perspectives will evolve as contributors come and go. Advertising will take up some screen real-estate so contributors may reap some compensation and maintenance costs may be recovered. Perhaps, as I hope, it will lead beyond the plate and table, beyond the air and sea. These are a few possibilities, but I know better than to expect that it will ever be everything I want it to be—and for as much as I attempt to hold sway over my opportunities, I’ve also learned sometimes to simply let it be, because it could be better.

Thank you for reading.

Matthew T. Marco
1 May 2007
Washington, D.C., U.S.A.